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Pytanie		Odpowiedź
Why do most women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds? rozpocznij naukę		Because most men are stupid but few are blind.
What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? rozpocznij naukę		A stick.
What is the best definition of a mixed emotion? rozpocznij naukę		Watching the mother-in-law reverse off a cliff driving your brand new car.
Why is divorce so expensive? rozpocznij naukę		Because it's worth it.
How many selfish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? rozpocznij naukę		Only one, the world revolves around them.
What is another name for female Viagra? rozpocznij naukę		A Diamond.
How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? rozpocznij naukę		Easily, concrete floors are very hard to crack!
If you had 3 apples and 4 oranges in one hand and 4 pears and 3 pineapples in the other hand, what would you have? rozpocznij naukę		Very large hands.
How can a man go eight days without sleep? rozpocznij naukę		He sleeps at night.
Why it is impossible to send a telegram to Washington today? rozpocznij naukę		Because he’s dead.
Why did a confused woman stare at a carton of apple juice for 20 minutes? rozpocznij naukę		Because it said “Concentrate” on the side of the carton.
Why does nobody eat clowns? rozpocznij naukę		Because they taste funny.
Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? rozpocznij naukę		Because there wasn't a single person there.
What do people in prison use to communicate with each other? rozpocznij naukę		Cell phones
What is the longest sentence that a man knows? rozpocznij naukę		I do.
What would you have if you crossed a panther with a burger? rozpocznij naukę		Really fast food.
Why do traffic lights rarely go swimming? rozpocznij naukę		Because they take much too long to change.
Why is it that birds fly southwards for the winter? rozpocznij naukę		Because it’s much too far to walk.
What falls regularly though never gets hurt? rozpocznij naukę		Rain.
Why is it that people always walk whenever they play the bagpipes? rozpocznij naukę		Even they are attempting to get away from that awful noise.
Why do you never see elephants hiding up in trees? rozpocznij naukę		Because they’re really good at it.
What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic? rozpocznij naukę		Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.
What do a green apple and a red apple have in common? rozpocznij naukę		They’re both red except for the green one.
What did the left eye say to the right eye? rozpocznij naukę		Between you and me, something smells.
Which is the most curious letter? rozpocznij naukę		Y.

QUESTIONS: Really bad jokes

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